That's not a real Garbage Pail Kid is it?
If I realized I was about to be mugged, and I have never been mugged, knock on wood... here's my plan, especially if I have serious valuables on me, like my computer etc...:
1. Drop some money on the floor
2. Run like mad.
3. This way the mugger will have to choose between the sure money and the chase/bigger prizes/rape.
4. At the very least, picking up the money will slow the mugger down.
1 comment:
"I think you need a backup plan for muggers who say, "MMMM, bigger prize, MMMMM. I do like prizes."
I know how the mugger's mind works.
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